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About Privates on Parade

Simon Russell Beale plays the cross-dressing Captain Dennis whose performances of Marlene Dietrich, Vera Lynn and Carmen Miranda form the centrepiece of Peter Nichols‘ award-winning comedy, Privates on Parade at the Noel Coward Theatre.  

In Privates on Parade, Private Steven Flowers is posted to the Song and Dance Unit in South East Asia during the second world war, where serving under the flamboyant Captain Terri Dennis he discovers it takes more than just a uniform to become a man. 
"Michael Grandage could hardly have made a better start to his five-show West End season" The Guardian
"Riotous fun" The Times
"Simon Russell Beale is monumentally fabulous" Time Out
The Privates on Parade cast also includes Chris Chan (Lee), Harry Hepple (Lance Corporal Charles Bishop), Mark Lewis Jones (Sergeant-Major Reg Drummond), John Marquez (Corporal Len Bonny), Brodie Ross (Leading Aircraftman Eric Young-Love), Sam Swainsbury (Flight-Sergeant Kevin Cartwright), Joseph Timms (Private Steven Flowers), Sadao Ueda (Cheng) and Angus Wright (Major Giles Flack).
"An irresistible star performance from Simon Russell Beale" Daily Telegraph
Don't miss Simon Russell Beale's acclaimed performance and book your Privates on Parade tickets today!

Privates on Parade at
Noel Coward Theatre,

St Martin's Lane

Seating plan


01 December 2012 - 02 March 2013

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