"A wicked little comedy to warm the cockles of your heart" - The Guardian
"This is one of the blackest, funniest and most shocking comedy drama you will ever see" - Sunday Times
A black comedy for Christmas at the Royal Court. Constables Blunt and Globbel have one last duty to fulfil before they can go home for Christmas; telling the old couple at No. 58 some terrible news. But what if the shock is much too much? Maybe they'd be happier not knowing and it would all be much easier if they weren't also stuck in the middle of a full-scale lynching.