Ancient Grease Tickets

Ancient Grease London tickets 

Calling all you dishy Demi-Gods, you’re the ones that we want! Step into the world of Ancient Grease at The Vaults, the new 5-star parody musical that takes the iconic world of T-birds and pink ladies and reimagines them in Ancient Greece. You know Danny and Sandy, now meet Zeus and Hera! Book your official tickets today.

Don’t miss out - Ancient Grease must end 22nd May!

About Ancient Grease

Welcome to Olympus Academy, where divine drama meets deliciously naughty nostalgia. Ancient Grease is a wild new musical packed with irresistible songs, high-voltage dance numbers, and a cast of Gods behaving badly!

Rather than replacing what audiences love, Ancient Grease asks a simple question: what happens when familiar stories are retold so that nobody shrinks themselves to belong? The result is a parody musical that flips expectations, reshuffles relationships, and gives classic archetype room to evolve. When Zeus and Hera's summer fling puts destiny on a collision course, the Fates turn up the heat, forcing Hera to choose between Zeus’s thunderbolt and her own electrifying desires.

Rev your chariot, break the rules, and dive into the most gloriously unhinged night on Mount Olympus!

It’s worth the applause

• "Ancient Grease is exactly what London fringe theatre does best: queer, clever, anarchic, and irresistibly alive. It’s a love letter to both Grease and Greek mythology, all filtered through a glitter-streaked lens of parody and pleasure” - The Upcoming
• "With an audience of different generations, sexualities, genders and nationalities, The Vaults was electrified with a celebration of identity." - London Theatre Review
• Ancient Grease is brought to life from the producers of Stranger Sings, Mulan Rouge and a whole host of critically acclaimed, 5-star productions

Please be advised

This show is strictly 18+, and contains adult humour, loud music, alcohol, and theatrical effects (including flashing lights).

Ancient Grease creatives

• Book - Lady Aria Grey
• Director - Dan Wye
• Musical Supervision and Track Arrangements - Olivia Zacharia
• Choreographer - Lucinda Lawrence
• Set Designer - Isabella Van Braeckel
• Lighting Designer - Clancy Flynn
• Sound Designer - Gabriel Swarbrick

Ticket types

Ancient Grease has three seating tiers at different prices. All seats have a good view of the stage:

• Golden ticket holders will be seated in the very heart of the action, on the comfiest seats.
• Silver ticket holders will be seated in the general admission area.
• Bronze ticket holders will be seated at the ends of the auditorium.