Age recommendation: 18+
Performance Dates
11 September - 11 October 2026
Run time: 1hr 15 mins
No interval
Deep-Heat Rivalry is a filthy, high-energy ice hockey parody where rival superstars Shane Hollandaise and Ilya Stroganoff turn brutal on-ice competition into something far more dangerous off it: forbidden, inconvenient, spectacular love. Packed with outrageous comedy, parody songs and full-throttle chaos, this is a strictly limited London season that’s already generating serious buzz.
Expect locker-room drama, power ballads, emotional meltdowns in tiny towels, and absolutely no concern for sporting accuracy. Deep-Heat Rivalry is less about hockey and more about hooking up—delivered with shameless humour and unfiltered theatrical excess.
In the high-stakes world of professional ice hockey, rivalries run deep—but this one runs hotter. Deep-Heat Rivalry follows sworn enemies Shane Hollandaise and Ilya Stroganoff, two outrageously talented hockey superstars whose clashes are the stuff of legend. But beneath the bruises, body checks and constant hostility lies a secret neither man is ready to face: they are madly in love.
Loosely inspired by a hit TV series (very loosely), this new parody written and directed by Oliver-nominated Trevor Ashley crashes together sport, satire, locker-room melodrama and original parody songs in a riotous celebration of chaos, romance and comedy.
Deep-Heat Rivalry is a strictly limited London season. Early booking is recommended as demand is expected to be high for this high-energy, comedy-driven ice hockey parody.