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The Yard, London
Clare Baron's new show Dirty Crusty comes to The Yard

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Dirty Crusty tickets are available now!

Don't miss your chance to see this stunning new in your face show from Clare Barron. Dirty Crusty is only playing at London's The Yard through 10 November. This show has been packing in 5 star reviews, so make sure you see what the hype is about. 

Tickets for Dirty Crusty booking through 30 November!

“An anti-romcom… Barron is a daring and radical voice”
★★★★★ Evening Standard
“We must be the women of the future standing here in this bathroom because we look like sex and power, we look like sex and power, and you don’t even know it, standing there in that motherfucking pantsuit.”

“Sex into dance, and dance into sex… flips between laughs and stunned silences." Whatsonstage

Jeanine is determined to improve her life. With sex. With dance. With new hobbies, like horticulture. But self-improvement is hard. Reclaiming your dreams is hard. And personal hygiene is really, really hard.

A new show from writer Clare Barron (★★★★★ Dance Nation, Almeida) and director Jay Miller (★★★★★ This Beautiful Future, ★★★★★ The Crucible).

“Our bodies are wild and our sexuality is wild… And it’s weird that we don’t talk more openly about it.” Clare Barron in The Guardian.

Ticket to Dirty Crusty at The Yard are only available through 30 November!

Additional Information

Age restriction

This production is recommended for ages 16+.

Running time

1hr 45min (no interval)

Performance dates

Booking through 30 November


This production contains strong language, references to sex, depictions of suicide, death and dying, references to pregnancy, abortions and miscarriage, references to and depictions of sexual violence, assault and rape.


There is a captioned performance at 7:30pm on Wednesday 20 November.

Venue Information

The YardUnit 2A Queen’s Yard White Post Lane London, London, E9 5EN